1 00:00:23,074 --> 00:00:25,407 Everything that happens in this film... 2 00:00:25,408 --> 00:00:27,490 is fiction and fantasy... 3 00:00:27,491 --> 00:00:29,949 and bears no relation to reality. 4 00:01:09,949 --> 00:01:14,241 I'M SO EXCITED! 5 00:02:29,241 --> 00:02:31,905 Oh, God, I'm so sorry! Are you all right? 6 00:02:31,906 --> 00:02:34,782 Are you two OK? What happened? 7 00:02:34,783 --> 00:02:38,240 The cases fell off when I was trying to avoid him. 8 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,032 Shit! Where's my phone? 9 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:42,699 Who looks at their phone in the middle of the runway? 10 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,324 Are you crazy? 11 00:02:44,325 --> 00:02:45,285 Here, clean yourself up. 12 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:59,782 -Are you all right, Jessi? -I feel really queasy. 13 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:03,324 -You don't look well. -Recently I get queasy over nothing. 14 00:03:03,325 --> 00:03:05,407 You do? Why didn't you say anything? 15 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:07,283 Maybe you're pregnant. 16 00:03:09,283 --> 00:03:12,366 Jessi... Is that true? 17 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:17,449 It's very early, Leon. I'm only two months. 18 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:20,574 Two months? Why didn't you tell me? 19 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,574 -It's the doctor's fault. -What doctor? 20 00:03:22,575 --> 00:03:26,407 -He asked if the baby was wanted. -Very wanted. 21 00:03:26,408 --> 00:03:29,449 That's what I told him. I said: "We've been trying for years". 22 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,615 He said: "Don't tell him yet, it's too soon". 23 00:03:31,616 --> 00:03:34,782 I said: "My husband will notice". Didn't you notice anything? 24 00:03:34,783 --> 00:03:37,948 I noticed that your tits were bigger, but... 25 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:41,948 And all the eggs I eat every morning? When did I ever eat so many eggs? 26 00:03:41,949 --> 00:03:43,657 It's true, you're eating lots of eggs. 27 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:46,741 Do you mind if I go to the infirmary before I bleed to death? 28 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:49,073 Yes, let's get you to the infirmary. 29 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:52,241 You, keep on tweeting! And put the cases back on the truck. 30 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:55,157 I... am... 31 00:03:55,158 --> 00:03:57,990 bleeding... 32 00:03:57,991 --> 00:04:01,366 to death!!!! 33 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:14,407 -Request taxi. -Peninsula 2549, ready to taxi. 34 00:04:14,408 --> 00:04:17,239 Peninsula 2549, permission to taxi. 35 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,283 Peninsula 2549, permitted to taxi to holding position. 36 00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:25,907 -Right clear. -Left clear. OK, let's go. 37 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:56,573 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 38 00:04:56,574 --> 00:04:58,532 This is Joserra... 39 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:03,198 Chief Steward on Peninsula Flight 2549 to Mexico City. 40 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,323 Please, pay attention. 41 00:05:05,324 --> 00:05:08,615 We are about to demonstrate the safety features on this aircraft. 42 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:11,742 Observe that there are eight exit doors... 43 00:05:12,742 --> 00:05:15,533 four on each side of the plane. 44 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:20,533 Each one is marked with the word "Exit". 45 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:26,282 In front of your seats and along the aisle floor... 46 00:05:26,283 --> 00:05:28,323 there are lights which will go on in case of emergency... 47 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:30,573 showing the evacuation route. 48 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:33,989 All the emergency exits, including the windows over the wings... 49 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:36,573 GUADIANA BANK: INTERVENTION IMMINENT 50 00:05:36,574 --> 00:05:40,282 THE YEAR'S TOP TEN FINANCIAL SCANDALS 51 00:05:40,283 --> 00:05:41,782 ...under your seats... 52 00:05:41,783 --> 00:05:44,741 but should not be taken out unless they are required. 53 00:05:44,742 --> 00:05:46,989 Each life vest is in a pouch. 54 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:50,532 To remove it, tug on the protruding red tape... 55 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:54,989 and to open the pouch pull firmly on it, as indicated on the pouch. 56 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:58,615 Once the pouch is open, pull out the life vest and shake it. 57 00:05:59,615 --> 00:06:03,114 To put on the life vest, slip it over your head... 58 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:06,198 pass the strap behind your waist... 59 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,199 and attach it to the buckle... 60 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:12,074 pulling tightly to adjust it. 61 00:06:18,074 --> 00:06:21,408 To inflate it, tug firmly on the red plastic toggle. 62 00:06:22,408 --> 00:06:25,448 You can also inflate it by blowing through the tube. 63 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:27,949 The life vest should never be inflated inside the aircraft. 64 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:40,533 AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER 65 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,364 Ulloa! 66 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:52,240 -Take it easy! -I wasn't thinking. Habit. 67 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,400 Norma keeps looking this way. 68 00:07:57,824 --> 00:08:02,657 -Ulloa, go and distract her. -She doesn't like me, you go. 69 00:08:02,658 --> 00:08:04,323 Me? I can't. 70 00:08:04,324 --> 00:08:06,990 -I have to pray. -It hasn't helped you much. 71 00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:10,114 It's helped me a lot, and you too. 72 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,032 Me? How? 73 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,532 Where would you be now without my prayers? 74 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,073 What did you pray for? 75 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:19,158 That you'd give up drink, drugs and dark rooms, that's what. 76 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:24,698 The only pleasures in life! Why not pray for a husband for me? 77 00:08:24,699 --> 00:08:27,449 I did, but with your temper it isn't easy. 78 00:08:29,449 --> 00:08:31,490 Didn't you pray for me, Fajas? 79 00:08:31,491 --> 00:08:33,449 You haven't got any problems. 80 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,073 You think not? 81 00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:39,991 Of course, you've given up drink and you've got a husband who loves you. 82 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:53,866 Hello. 83 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:57,742 You smell of tequila! 84 00:08:58,742 --> 00:09:01,198 -I only had a drop. -Joserra, not today! 85 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:03,741 I'm trying, Alex. 86 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:07,073 -What about the passengers? -Norma keeps looking at us. 87 00:09:07,074 --> 00:09:10,240 She's furious because she can't watch movies or use the phone. 88 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:12,490 You should explain the technical problem better. 89 00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:14,698 -I don't know how to. -What about me? 90 00:09:14,699 --> 00:09:16,156 I'm trying to avoid them! 91 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:19,115 -If they ask, make something up. -I can't! 92 00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,781 You know I can't lie. 93 00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:23,448 -Shall I go back to...? -No! 94 00:09:23,449 --> 00:09:25,031 Don't go into detail. 95 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:29,448 -Tell them some technical stuff. -For me, technical stuff is a kind of lie. 96 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:31,905 -Give me a break! -Please, let's not start! 97 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,115 Shall I go back to the Pact? 98 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:34,198 Right. 99 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,079 They have to be kept entertained and distracted. 100 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:40,199 And you do that better than anyone, without any technical stuff. 101 00:09:41,199 --> 00:09:43,490 Just entertain them the way you know. 102 00:09:43,491 --> 00:09:45,199 Today, I don't know. 103 00:09:46,199 --> 00:09:47,824 -Well, what do you want to drink? -Wine. 104 00:09:48,824 --> 00:09:51,282 -Tea. And you're not to drink. -Shut up! 105 00:09:53,282 --> 00:09:54,949 Have you spoken to Control again? 106 00:09:55,949 --> 00:09:56,990 Yes. 107 00:09:56,991 --> 00:09:59,240 -Any news? -Yes. 108 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:01,074 -And? -It's best if you don't know. 109 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,782 And the runway? 110 00:10:07,782 --> 00:10:09,323 Still no news. 111 00:10:09,324 --> 00:10:11,073 Well, wine and tea. 112 00:10:11,074 --> 00:10:13,616 -And don't drink! -Shut up! 113 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,096 -Hello! -Miss, you can't come in here. 114 00:10:18,824 --> 00:10:20,991 -Is anything wrong? -No, but please leave. 115 00:10:21,991 --> 00:10:24,156 Everyone in Economy Class is asleep. 116 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,365 The stewardesses gave them a muscle relaxant... 117 00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:28,365 because of Economy Class Syndrome. 118 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,948 That knocked them out. 119 00:10:29,949 --> 00:10:33,323 -The stewardesses are out cold too. -The poor things are exhausted. 120 00:10:33,324 --> 00:10:37,448 If you need anything, my colleagues will be happy to serve you. 121 00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:40,532 I'm sensitive. I've got powers. 122 00:10:42,532 --> 00:10:44,240 What... do you mean? 123 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,866 I sense things that other people don't. 124 00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:49,991 And I feel this is going to be a very special day for everyone. 125 00:10:50,991 --> 00:10:53,448 What do you feel exactly? 126 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:56,448 Last night I dreamed my life was going to change... 127 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:59,406 and this morning I knew it. 128 00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:02,240 Don't ask me how, but I knew it. 129 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:04,281 You knew what? 130 00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:07,198 Something very big is going to happen on this flight... 131 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,948 and it will affect all of us. 132 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:11,240 Why didn't you say something before you boarded? 133 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,406 Because sometimes people think I'm mad! 134 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:16,365 Unless the thing is very clear and I'm very sure... 135 00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:17,741 I never say anything. 136 00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:21,448 Would you mind telling us exactly what you felt? 137 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:22,906 As soon as I got up... 138 00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:26,366 I felt that today... 139 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:28,866 I'd stop being a virgin. 140 00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:32,281 -You're still a virgin? -Yes. 141 00:11:32,282 --> 00:11:34,905 When men find out I've got powers, they back off. 142 00:11:34,906 --> 00:11:37,448 And I am a really easy catch, but it's no use! 143 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:41,616 Yes, but apart from that, did you feel anything else? 144 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,199 Yes. 145 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:48,949 I'm visualizing... 146 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:52,032 I'm looking for sensations... 147 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:57,115 Yes, I'm feeling... 148 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:57,866 I feel... 149 00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:01,116 that we were arriving at a place that was... 150 00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:04,781 white! 151 00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,905 Like a cloud. 152 00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:10,949 A place where we were all better and lies didn't exist. 153 00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:14,115 That's really corny! 154 00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:17,616 -I saw human blood too. -Blood? 155 00:12:18,616 --> 00:12:20,281 Is someone going to die? 156 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,698 No. I didn't say that. 157 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,116 But there will be blood. 158 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:29,115 I'll get your drinks. I'd forgotten about them. 159 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:32,698 Joserra, bring tequila instead of wine. 160 00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:34,282 Good idea, tequila. 161 00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:50,616 Fajas, one tea. 162 00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,573 Norma wants to make an official complaint. 163 00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:56,905 -She has to do it in writing. -She wants an official form. 164 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,573 She says with plain paper we'll just wipe our asses with it. 165 00:12:59,574 --> 00:13:00,742 And she's right! 166 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,656 There's something else. The Groom... 167 00:13:06,657 --> 00:13:09,615 -Every time he sees me, he winks. -Isn't he asleep? 168 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,115 Yes, the rest of the time... 169 00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:13,741 but when I appear in the aisle it's like he detects me... 170 00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:15,324 he opens one eye and he winks. 171 00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:19,573 No, no, it's really extraordinary. 172 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,656 What's extraordinary is what I have in the cockpit. 173 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:24,156 A crazy woman came in and said she's a psychic. 174 00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:27,948 Then she contacted the beyond through Alex and Benito's crotches... 175 00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:32,240 and she says that something very big will happen on this trip... 176 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,365 and affect all of us. 177 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:35,905 She was talking about me. 178 00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:38,490 Something very big that'll affect all of us. 179 00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:42,199 Mine will be something very big that'll affect all of us. 180 00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:48,156 Boiling over. 181 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:51,073 -Really? That much? -Bitch, not the Groom! 182 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:52,241 The water! 183 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,990 -Since when can you predict things? -Since I was a child. 184 00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:58,824 I see things, I feel things, ever since I was little. 185 00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:03,365 -Do you make money with it? -Yes. I can't complain. 186 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,990 I work in my town, and abroad. 187 00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:08,116 I'm going to Mexico to work. 188 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,156 -What are you going to do there? -I specialize in the dead. 189 00:14:12,157 --> 00:14:14,407 -The dead! -Yes. 190 00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:17,906 I smell death. I feel it. 191 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:21,490 -Do you feel it here? -In the cockpit? 192 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:24,448 No. I'd be retching if I did. 193 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,905 -For sure? -Yes. Not here. 194 00:14:26,906 --> 00:14:28,698 We have to celebrate that! 195 00:14:28,699 --> 00:14:32,573 -Stop drinking, Joserra! -Right now, really. 196 00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:34,781 Why are you going to Mexico? 197 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,115 Some Spaniards have disappeared. 198 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,615 Their families think they've been murdered... 199 00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:41,615 and they've hired me to find them. 200 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,240 How? 201 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,361 I've got addresses of where they were last seen alive. 202 00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:49,741 -So, you're going as a private detective. -Not exactly a detective. 203 00:14:49,742 --> 00:14:52,824 To give you an idea, I'm a kind of water diviner... 204 00:14:53,824 --> 00:14:56,073 except instead of finding water... 205 00:14:56,074 --> 00:14:58,073 I find dead bodies. 206 00:14:58,074 --> 00:14:59,781 Oh, God! 207 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:01,302 -Joserra! -I'll try to find the bodies. 208 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,281 -On your own? -Yes. 209 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:07,365 Well, some drug lords who were friends of the victims are going to help me. 210 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,741 Do you know what you're getting into? 211 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,656 I'm slightly scared shitless. 212 00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:14,281 I've heard there's a lot of violence in Mexico... 213 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,948 but they're paying me a fortune. 214 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,490 And I've spoken on the phone with the Spaniards' friends. 215 00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:20,116 -With the drug lords? -Yes. 216 00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,573 They made a good impression over the phone. 217 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:27,073 I'm meeting them in Guadalajara, which I believe is a lovely place... 218 00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:30,490 and they swore blind they'll come with me everywhere... 219 00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:33,156 they'll never leave me on my own. 220 00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,407 -I think I can trust them. -The door... 221 00:15:36,407 --> 00:15:38,324 Wait and see if they go away. 222 00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:44,948 They're not going away. 223 00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:45,824 They'll get tired. 224 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:49,906 They're not getting tired. 225 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,106 I'll open the door. Act normal. 226 00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:56,532 -And you, hide the tequila. -Give it to me. 227 00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:58,656 Is there a problem? 228 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,577 What's going on? I think you're hiding something. 229 00:16:00,824 --> 00:16:04,531 I'm sorry you can't see any movies or use the armrest phones. 230 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:06,531 The Chief Steward will have told you... 231 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,282 that in case of emergency you can use the public telephone... 232 00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:12,366 Breathe through your nose, faggot! 233 00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:18,156 -Yes, I am a faggot. -And? 234 00:16:18,157 --> 00:16:20,031 -And the other two stewards. -And? 235 00:16:20,032 --> 00:16:22,281 -Isn't that what you wanted to know? -No. Just breathe. 236 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,448 -And the pilots? -What about the pilots? 237 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,156 Are they faggots too? 238 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:28,156 This one is bisexual, and he and I are lovers. 239 00:16:28,157 --> 00:16:29,958 -Shut up! Have you lost your mind? -Excuse me. 240 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,866 This is confidential information, obviously. 241 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:39,240 Captain Alex Acero is married with two children, aged 11 and 13. 242 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:44,905 Very difficult ages, as you can understand, for their father to be outed. 243 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,698 -And the other one? -Benito? 244 00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:48,866 No, I'm hetero, and unhappily married. 245 00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:53,573 I've been trying to leave my wife for years, but it's impossible. 246 00:16:53,574 --> 00:16:56,323 I've even thought of pretending to have an affair with a man... 247 00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:58,281 because that's the only thing she wouldn't stand for. 248 00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:01,073 But I don't like men. 249 00:17:01,074 --> 00:17:04,073 -How do you know? Have you tried them? -No. 250 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:07,157 Well, also off the record... 251 00:17:07,158 --> 00:17:11,573 I did try sucking a dick once, so as not to rule out the possibility. 252 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:14,532 I'm not prejudiced, I've got lots of gay friends. 253 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:18,158 I started retching! 254 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,448 Like when you shoot up heroin! 255 00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,282 Haven't you thought about killing her? 256 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,073 -Who? -Your wife. 257 00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:28,114 You South Americans always think killing is the solution. 258 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,740 Only in extreme situations. 259 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,948 And I'm not South American, I'm Mexican. 260 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:34,448 -Even worse! Life has no value there! -You're wrong. 261 00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:36,073 Some people will pay millions for their lives. 262 00:17:36,074 --> 00:17:39,114 -That's enough chitchat. -I want to know... 263 00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:41,698 Yes, we all want to know... 264 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:44,114 but we have to clear the cockpit. 265 00:17:44,115 --> 00:17:46,824 Passengers aren't allowed in here, and much less en masse. 266 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,489 And stewards aren't allowed to get blind drunk. 267 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,198 You're absolutely right. 268 00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:54,782 Mind that hand! 269 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,490 I don't like being touched. Move, you useless cows! 270 00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:08,490 -Aren't you eating any more? -No. 271 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,573 Sorry! I wanted to distract them, like you said. 272 00:18:16,574 --> 00:18:18,906 And so you talked about my private life? 273 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:20,989 It was the first thing I thought of, and it worked. 274 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,448 -You're outrageous! -I said I was sorry! 275 00:18:23,449 --> 00:18:25,657 I warned you not to drink! 276 00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:28,489 Alex, I'm desolate. 277 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,282 As the French say, je suis désolé 278 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,824 I don't know... if you understand me. 279 00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:37,573 Speaking of the French, or rather... "French culture"! 280 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,864 -Have you nothing to tell me? -Me? 281 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:41,073 -About what? -About madame! 282 00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:44,657 -I'm not female! -Shut up, experimental cock sucker! 283 00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:46,532 Sucking a colleague's boyfriend's dick! 284 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,364 I was drunk, it was just to try. 285 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:50,448 Better to do it with someone healthy that you know. 286 00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:53,074 -And with a big dick! -That's enough! 287 00:18:57,074 --> 00:18:59,989 -Come in! -Jesus, not another one! 288 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,865 I'm sorry, you can't come in here. 289 00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:06,698 I have a pilot's license. I can lend a hand, if necessary. 290 00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:10,158 -Thank you, I don't think it will be. -We've got a problem. 291 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,033 With the Guadiana Bank? 292 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,323 No. 293 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:16,824 I'm talking about the landing gear. 294 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,741 I didn't want to ask earlier, so as not to alarm anyone. 295 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:24,907 -Have you spoken to the Control Tower? -Yes. 296 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:26,989 COMPLAINTS FORM 297 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:29,407 I would like to register a most severe complaint... 298 00:19:29,408 --> 00:19:31,907 about the dreadful service provided in Business Class... 299 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,074 You don't have to slam it down... 300 00:19:41,074 --> 00:19:42,614 but it does taste much better. 301 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,615 It sure does. 302 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:49,114 I need a booster to face those savages. 303 00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:52,782 When you act the heroine, you scare me. 304 00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:54,115 Want some? 305 00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:58,074 Can you sign here, please? 306 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,240 I'll sign, but I don't think it'll do any good. 307 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,615 Thank you. I'll take care of that. 308 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:09,114 -Do we know each other? -No. 309 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:12,282 Well, I know who you are, but, we've never met, ma'am. 310 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:15,448 You needn't call me ma'am. 311 00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:18,698 -In Marbella, perhaps? -I've never been to Marbella. 312 00:20:18,699 --> 00:20:20,283 Well, your face looks familiar. 313 00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:24,783 I must have an average face, I'm often told that. 314 00:20:31,783 --> 00:20:33,741 Alba? 315 00:20:34,741 --> 00:20:36,074 Alba! 316 00:20:47,074 --> 00:20:51,533 -What is it? -An official complaint. 317 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:56,615 -What about? -I'll explain later. Sign, please. 318 00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:02,158 Thank you. 319 00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:06,118 Sign, if you don't mind. 320 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:13,948 When we get to Mexico, we're going to report the Peninsula Company and all of you... 321 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:16,489 including the stewardesses in Economy Class! 322 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,850 I tried to get them to serve us and they're all fast asleep! 323 00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:21,544 So are the passengers. They've been drugged. 324 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,906 The pilot told me they took a muscle relaxant. 325 00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:27,698 That's why they're asleep. 326 00:21:27,699 --> 00:21:29,283 You're obviously retarded. 327 00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,033 When we get to Mexico, you're in for it! 328 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,033 Maybe we'll never land in Mexico. 329 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:44,033 Right now, we're flying in circles around Toledo. 330 00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:47,364 Toledo, Ohio? 331 00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:50,907 No, Toledo, Castile-La Mancha. 332 00:21:51,907 --> 00:21:53,824 -Are you kidding me? -No. 333 00:21:54,824 --> 00:21:56,323 What do you mean? 334 00:21:56,324 --> 00:22:00,073 Part of the landing gear isn't working, so... 335 00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:03,740 we have to do an emergency landing and that's very dangerous. 336 00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:08,657 The runway has to be prepared in a special way... A whole fuss. 337 00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:11,989 Why don't they prepare it now? What are they waiting for? 338 00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:15,407 To find a free airport. We still don't have a runway. 339 00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:17,906 -And Barajas? -That's no use. 340 00:22:17,907 --> 00:22:22,282 The air space is blocked because of the UN Security Summit in Madrid. 341 00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:25,073 And we need the opposite, a completely empty runway. 342 00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:29,364 -What are we going to do? -For the time being, keep flying in circles. 343 00:22:29,365 --> 00:22:32,198 Why isn't the landing gear working? 344 00:22:32,199 --> 00:22:36,573 The pilots didn't want to tell me because I... spill the beans. 345 00:22:36,574 --> 00:22:38,698 One of the struts won't drop down. 346 00:22:38,699 --> 00:22:41,282 -The pilots have confirmed that. -Why won't it drop? 347 00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:45,239 They forgot to remove the chocks at the airport, or they did it badly. 348 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,407 We swallowed them, that's why the landing gear doesn't work. 349 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,989 Now I understand. 350 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:53,282 But don't worry, our captain is an expert in emergencies. 351 00:22:53,283 --> 00:22:54,865 With a wife, two kids, a boyfriend and a male lover, he should be! 352 00:22:55,865 --> 00:22:57,948 Benito isn't his lover! 353 00:22:57,949 --> 00:23:00,198 They both swore to me it was just a blow job. 354 00:23:00,199 --> 00:23:04,782 Has it happened before? Do you know of other similar cases? 355 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:08,532 I don't know, with a bisexual you can never be sure. 356 00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:11,408 I mean, other cases where the landing gear hasn't worked. 357 00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:14,198 -Oh, that... -Yes. It's happened before. 358 00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:18,240 -In Gerona, in fact... -And how did it end? 359 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,283 The plane broke in three when it landed, but only two people were killed. 360 00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:26,782 This is a murder attempt! 361 00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:29,198 They want to kill me! They want to take me out! 362 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,657 -Calm down! -Maybe nothing will happen. 363 00:23:31,658 --> 00:23:34,114 They had the same problem in Andorra and nothing happened. 364 00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:37,573 They're after me! They want to take me out! 365 00:23:37,574 --> 00:23:40,199 You don't understand... 366 00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:45,532 Sorry. 367 00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:48,573 The National Security Agency is behind this! They want me out of the way! 368 00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:50,698 It's not the NSA. 369 00:23:50,699 --> 00:23:52,698 How do you know? You know everything! 370 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:56,073 I wish I did. But I know how the NSA works. 371 00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:59,533 And I know how I work! They want to get rid of me! 372 00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:02,489 Calm down, please. 373 00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,573 Don't look at me like that! I'm not crazy! 374 00:24:04,574 --> 00:24:06,782 Fajas, clean that up. 375 00:24:06,783 --> 00:24:08,907 We have to stay calm! 376 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,365 Several years ago, a passenger had a terrible panic attack... 377 00:24:15,365 --> 00:24:17,199 and he wanted to go into the cockpit. 378 00:24:18,199 --> 00:24:22,448 Business Class was full of executives who immediately became paranoid... 379 00:24:22,449 --> 00:24:25,573 they thought he was a terrorist. 380 00:24:25,574 --> 00:24:30,573 The three of us tried to persuade the man to sit down. 381 00:24:30,574 --> 00:24:33,199 I went in there and prepared an injection to sedate him. 382 00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:35,283 But... 383 00:24:36,283 --> 00:24:38,949 when I came back out here it was too late. 384 00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:42,865 The executives had immobilized him and... 385 00:24:44,865 --> 00:24:46,408 suffocated him with a pillow. 386 00:24:47,408 --> 00:24:49,615 Was it on this same plane? 387 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,573 Yes, an Airbus 340. 388 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,865 -But was it exactly this one? -How would I know that? 389 00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:59,408 What happened afterwards? 390 00:25:00,408 --> 00:25:02,408 We said that he'd died of natural causes. 391 00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:05,865 It was decided by a majority vote to make a Pact of Silence... 392 00:25:06,865 --> 00:25:10,532 a Pact I'm betraying right now, but I don't care... 393 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,115 because I didn't mean it. 394 00:25:13,115 --> 00:25:16,115 The papers said that he'd died of heart failure. 395 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:20,740 I was so traumatized by it all, as you can understand... 396 00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:22,782 that since then I'm incapable of lying. 397 00:25:22,783 --> 00:25:26,283 That's why the pilots won't tell me anything. Loose lips. 398 00:25:27,283 --> 00:25:29,698 I read about that and I didn't believe it. 399 00:25:29,699 --> 00:25:31,657 -It sounded very odd. -I'll say! 400 00:25:31,658 --> 00:25:33,657 We have to stay calm. 401 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:38,198 My colleagues and I will try to make this flight as pleasant as possible. 402 00:25:38,199 --> 00:25:40,157 Don't ask me how. 403 00:25:40,158 --> 00:25:43,533 I promise that I won't drink another drop of alcohol. 404 00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:48,073 Between the three of us we have a repertoire of musical numbers... 405 00:25:48,074 --> 00:25:52,615 that, if you wish, we can sing for you. 406 00:25:55,615 --> 00:25:57,949 He always gets like this, poor thing! 407 00:25:58,949 --> 00:26:01,198 I'll pass around the list of songs now. 408 00:26:01,199 --> 00:26:05,615 It may not be the best time but otherwise I'll forget. 409 00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:11,115 I'm going to pray for you all. 410 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,989 Well, I imagine you'd like something to drink. 411 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,657 -What can I get you? -Whiskey. 412 00:26:18,658 --> 00:26:20,448 -Whiskey. -Two. 413 00:26:20,449 --> 00:26:22,032 Two. 414 00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:24,114 I need a phone. 415 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,073 -Need to be blown? -A phone. 416 00:26:26,074 --> 00:26:28,323 The phones in the armrests aren't working. 417 00:26:28,324 --> 00:26:31,324 -And the public phone? -It's only for urgent calls. 418 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,573 Mine is urgent. 419 00:26:34,574 --> 00:26:38,657 I was to pick up some things from a friend's house in Madrid this evening. 420 00:26:38,658 --> 00:26:41,906 In Madrid? But we're supposed to be flying to Mexico. 421 00:26:41,907 --> 00:26:44,532 How could you go to Madrid this evening if we were in Mexico? 422 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:47,698 -Ulloa, mind your own business! -I lied to her. 423 00:26:47,699 --> 00:26:52,074 But, given the circumstances, I'd feel better if I called her. 424 00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:54,989 Everyone will hear what's said on the other end. 425 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,532 I suppose you don't mind. 426 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,989 The speaker broke ages ago but, apart from that, it works fine. 427 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:03,033 -May I have a gin and tonic? -Of course. 428 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:17,073 Yes? 429 00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:20,782 Hello. It's me, Ricardo. 430 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,490 Ricardo! 431 00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:29,574 Hang on a minute! 432 00:28:30,574 --> 00:28:34,239 -Is this a bad time? -God, not at all! 433 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,614 It's just that... Wait. 434 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:38,895 Are you OK? You sound agitated... 435 00:28:39,865 --> 00:28:42,408 No, I'm... Ricardo! 436 00:28:43,408 --> 00:28:45,324 You sound really far away! 437 00:28:47,324 --> 00:28:49,573 Alba? 438 00:28:49,574 --> 00:28:50,115 Alba! 439 00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:53,989 What are you doing? 440 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,783 Don't do anything stupid! 441 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,698 What? I'm not Alba. 442 00:29:06,699 --> 00:29:09,114 -What's going on? -I don't know. 443 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:13,032 I was passing under the Viaduct and this phone fell into my basket. 444 00:29:13,033 --> 00:29:15,489 Did anything else fall? 445 00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,073 No... like what? 446 00:29:17,074 --> 00:29:19,698 -A woman's body. -What are you talking about? 447 00:29:19,699 --> 00:29:23,158 -Who are you? -My name is Ricardo Galán. 448 00:29:24,158 --> 00:29:26,949 Ricardo, is that you? 449 00:29:27,949 --> 00:29:32,698 -I didn't recognize your voice! -Ruthie! Same here! 450 00:29:32,699 --> 00:29:35,448 It's this telephone! 451 00:29:35,449 --> 00:29:37,907 Look, I'm on a trip. I'm on a plane... 452 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,364 It's great to hear you! 453 00:29:40,365 --> 00:29:43,198 -Did you throw me the phone? -No, I couldn't! 454 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,198 I'm inside a plane. 455 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:46,698 Listen to me... 456 00:29:46,699 --> 00:29:49,157 I listened to you for three years! 457 00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:52,989 This time it's different. I'm in a desperate situation. 458 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:57,532 You're always in desperate situations, and I always believed you. 459 00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:59,073 But that's over. Remember? 460 00:29:59,074 --> 00:30:02,073 It's been over for 247 days. 461 00:30:02,074 --> 00:30:03,864 I remember, Ruth. 462 00:30:03,865 --> 00:30:06,448 The phone you're talking on is Alba's. 463 00:30:06,449 --> 00:30:09,364 I was talking to her a minute ago, it must have slipped out of her hand. 464 00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:13,364 And why did it slip out of that slut's hand and just happen to fall on me? 465 00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:19,533 Maybe she was about to jump off the Viaduct when you passed underneath. 466 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,198 I know I'm in no position to ask you for anything... 467 00:30:23,199 --> 00:30:27,990 but could you please go back and make sure nothing's happened? 468 00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:30,699 Alba is mentally ill. 469 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:36,074 I'll go back, don't hang up. 470 00:30:49,074 --> 00:30:51,490 I'm under the Viaduct and I don't see anything odd... 471 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:54,282 so you needn't worry. 472 00:30:54,283 --> 00:30:56,698 And now I'm going to leave the phone on the ground... 473 00:30:56,699 --> 00:30:59,574 as if I hadn't passed under the Viaduct. 474 00:31:00,574 --> 00:31:02,533 Goodbye. 475 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,074 Call her back! 476 00:31:11,074 --> 00:31:13,824 If I were Ruth, I'd be waiting for you to call me. 477 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,449 I'm not going to pick you up. 478 00:31:33,449 --> 00:31:35,741 You're not part of my life, Ricardo. 479 00:31:36,741 --> 00:31:39,783 The Ruth that you knew doesn't exist anymore. 480 00:31:40,783 --> 00:31:43,783 She disappeared with you. 481 00:32:40,783 --> 00:32:43,741 Wait, let me see that Cartier... 482 00:32:49,741 --> 00:32:52,574 She's not allowed sharp objects in the hospital, is she? 483 00:33:04,574 --> 00:33:06,783 What does that loony want? 484 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,449 Get in, please, miss. 485 00:33:18,449 --> 00:33:20,407 I'll call you later for news. 486 00:33:20,408 --> 00:33:21,989 Aren't you coming with us? 487 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:24,573 -Do I have to? -Yes, it's better. 488 00:33:24,574 --> 00:33:27,740 I've got a cocktail now, I have no time for this. 489 00:33:27,741 --> 00:33:30,033 It's best if you come with us. 490 00:33:42,033 --> 00:33:43,074 What a pity! 491 00:33:48,074 --> 00:33:50,240 You've got a cut! 492 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,906 The dove! She threw it out the window. 493 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:56,907 I was picking his things and it landed on my head. 494 00:33:57,907 --> 00:34:00,990 -Look, I must have a really deep cut. -You do. 495 00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:03,990 Give me the sweater. 496 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:07,532 Come on. 497 00:34:10,532 --> 00:34:12,948 It isn't the first time she's had an attack. 498 00:34:12,949 --> 00:34:16,281 I don't know how her mother lets her live on her own. 499 00:34:16,282 --> 00:34:19,114 She's run away several times from the psychiatric hospital! 500 00:34:19,115 --> 00:34:21,364 But you saw the mother. 501 00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:23,614 She's more worried about what's happening to Dior... 502 00:34:23,615 --> 00:34:25,239 than about her daughter. 503 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,449 Mr. Galán didn't want to leave her on her own, but... 504 00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:29,699 Mr. Galán! 505 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:33,281 Yes, the actor, Ricardo Galán. 506 00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:34,781 He was her boyfriend. 507 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,281 They broke up months ago. He didn't come here anymore. 508 00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:37,865 Well, he did. 509 00:34:38,865 --> 00:34:42,489 He came to get the personal stuff she'd stolen from him. 510 00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:43,989 She wouldn't give it back. 511 00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:46,489 All that stuff in the street is his. 512 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,864 This cashmere sweater, really good... Slashed! 513 00:34:49,865 --> 00:34:53,656 The bird, probably a gift from some one-night stand. 514 00:34:53,657 --> 00:34:56,324 He'd come here and there'd be a scene... 515 00:34:56,325 --> 00:34:59,406 -How do you know all this? -He told me himself. 516 00:34:59,407 --> 00:35:02,156 As he knows I don't gossip and I'm a big fan of his... 517 00:35:02,157 --> 00:35:04,156 he was always honest with me. 518 00:35:04,157 --> 00:35:06,699 Have you seen how he looks now? 519 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,324 He's skin and bone, from the scenes, not from excesses... 520 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,989 like I've read in some magazines. 521 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:14,614 I'm not surprised he headed off to Mexico. 522 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:17,824 He's probably in the air now. He got work in a Mexican soap. 523 00:35:18,824 --> 00:35:20,700 By the way, who are you? 524 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,781 I'm an old friend of Ricardo. 525 00:35:24,782 --> 00:35:27,031 He asked me to come and get his things. 526 00:35:27,032 --> 00:35:29,948 There's more upstairs. Will you come up or shall I bring them down? 527 00:35:29,949 --> 00:35:32,490 -I'll go with you. -That's better. 528 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:40,364 She's a painter. Well, you can see that! 529 00:35:40,365 --> 00:35:42,685 Half an hour ago, she came running in here, like a lunatic. 530 00:35:42,824 --> 00:35:44,281 She didn't even recognize me! 531 00:35:44,282 --> 00:35:46,989 She started throwing his things out the window. 532 00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:49,406 I had to call the hospital and her mother. 533 00:35:49,407 --> 00:35:51,114 She said it was inconvenient. 534 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,198 I don't understand her. 535 00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:56,949 You can't have a daughter living on her own in these conditions! 536 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,531 I remember the day I showed her the apartment. 537 00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:06,907 Miss Alba was just where you are now, next to the window. 538 00:36:07,907 --> 00:36:12,741 She told me that she'd take it, that she liked living close to the abyss. 539 00:36:12,742 --> 00:36:15,074 At the time I didn't understand what she meant. 540 00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,198 -So you've come for the case? -Yes. 541 00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:21,824 I'll help you. 542 00:36:31,824 --> 00:36:34,032 Have you really got nothing to tell me? 543 00:36:35,032 --> 00:36:36,700 No. 544 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:44,949 It's no shame to have had an affair with Mr. Galán. 545 00:36:45,949 --> 00:36:48,657 You weren't the only one. 546 00:37:32,657 --> 00:37:34,157 -Yes? -Ruthie, is that you? 547 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:39,031 -Yes. -I'm glad to hear you again. 548 00:37:39,032 --> 00:37:42,074 -Any word about Alba? -An ambulance came and took her away. 549 00:37:43,074 --> 00:37:46,699 They've committed her again? That's best. 550 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,700 -Thank you. -Are you drinking? 551 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:55,073 Yes... Well, we're all drinking. 552 00:37:55,074 --> 00:37:58,324 Alba was about to jump off the Viaduct and you're celebrating? 553 00:37:58,325 --> 00:38:00,199 No! How could I celebrate that! 554 00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,574 It's just... 555 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:05,449 I didn't want to tell you... 556 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:08,531 -Don't tell her! -Tell me! 557 00:38:08,532 --> 00:38:11,699 They're telling me not to say anything. 558 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,574 But I'm going to tell you. 559 00:38:13,575 --> 00:38:15,656 You're a stewardess, you'll understand better than I do. 560 00:38:15,657 --> 00:38:17,074 Ex-stewardess. 561 00:38:18,074 --> 00:38:20,782 Well, ex-stewardess... 562 00:38:21,782 --> 00:38:23,343 Part of the landing gear isn't working. 563 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,324 We're flying around aimlessly... 564 00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:28,906 and we still don't know where or how we're going to land. 565 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:29,867 We swallowed the chocks. 566 00:38:30,865 --> 00:38:33,364 How can you joke about these things? 567 00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:36,364 I'm not joking, I've got no idea what chocks are. 568 00:38:36,365 --> 00:38:38,948 It's the first time I've ever heard of them. 569 00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:42,198 -That's enough! -I'm not lying to you. 570 00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:44,199 Believe me, even if it's just this once. 571 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:46,907 This might be my last call. 572 00:38:55,907 --> 00:38:57,489 Everything OK? 573 00:38:57,490 --> 00:39:00,324 The one time I tell her the truth, she doesn't believe me. 574 00:39:00,325 --> 00:39:02,157 You lied to her a lot, didn't you? 575 00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:04,906 A lot. 576 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:07,741 I'm going to take a tranquilizer, an anti-depressant and a sleeping pill. 577 00:39:07,742 --> 00:39:10,449 -With or without alcohol? -No, I'll just finish this. 578 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:13,948 -Please don't wake me until we've arrived. -Don't worry. 579 00:39:13,949 --> 00:39:15,699 The Chief Steward is the most outrageous 580 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,574 and he usually only has one catharsis per flight. 581 00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:20,115 -He's had two already! -Two. 582 00:39:32,115 --> 00:39:34,574 -I feel awful! -Have more chamomile tea. 583 00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:37,156 -It doesn't agree with me. -That's good. 584 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,114 Take this, it'll make you feel better. 585 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:41,948 -What is it? -Peppermint and star anise. 586 00:39:41,949 --> 00:39:45,281 They're very carminative. I make them at home. 587 00:39:45,282 --> 00:39:45,865 Here. 588 00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:48,742 Take it. 589 00:39:54,742 --> 00:39:57,948 Fighting with your boyfriend on a day like this! 590 00:39:57,949 --> 00:40:01,198 -Did he ask about me? -Not yet. He's afraid of you. 591 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,449 -Go and see him. -Me? No! 592 00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:07,031 Not after that business with Benito. He humiliated me in front of everyone. 593 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,656 It was only a blow job, and they were drunk. 594 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,218 When men get drunk, that's normal, girl. 595 00:40:11,824 --> 00:40:14,781 They learn it during military service. 596 00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:17,990 In the army I had more blow jobs than an air bed. 597 00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:22,407 What? 598 00:40:24,407 --> 00:40:26,073 -Hello? -This is Tere. 599 00:40:26,074 --> 00:40:28,574 -Hi, love... -Listen, gather up the clothes. 600 00:40:28,575 --> 00:40:30,531 -The clothes... -Yes, the clothes. 601 00:40:30,532 --> 00:40:33,989 Put them away, the sweaters, this season's stuff, the vintage, everything! 602 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:35,656 I can hardly hear you, Tere. 603 00:40:35,657 --> 00:40:38,198 Put everything away! You know where. 604 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,614 -Is anything wrong? -Don't shout! 605 00:40:40,615 --> 00:40:43,489 -A murder attempt, I think... -I can't hear you. Don't mutter. 606 00:40:43,490 --> 00:40:45,989 -I can't speak any louder. -Did you say murder attempt? 607 00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:48,073 -Against who? -Me, of course! Who do you think! 608 00:40:48,074 --> 00:40:49,325 Oh, my God! 609 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:52,531 Could you please stop listening? 610 00:40:52,532 --> 00:40:56,364 I'm listening to you. What's going on? Tere! 611 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:59,489 -This is a private conversation. -Of course. We're alone. 612 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:02,031 They listened to me, and I didn't mind! 613 00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:06,074 -And mine was a lot more humiliating! -Did I hear humiliating? 614 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:09,699 Call the Minister! 615 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,406 I can barely hear you... 616 00:41:11,407 --> 00:41:13,527 -I call the Minister, and what do I do? -Threaten him! 617 00:41:13,824 --> 00:41:16,324 I can't hear you... You never pronounce the last two syllables. 618 00:41:16,325 --> 00:41:18,700 Speak louder, she can't hear you. 619 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,531 Threaten him! 620 00:41:21,532 --> 00:41:23,989 -With you know what! -With I know what... 621 00:41:23,990 --> 00:41:24,824 What do I know? 622 00:41:25,824 --> 00:41:28,239 Tere, don't... 623 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,907 What's that noise? 624 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:35,989 Peninsula 2549, we are processing your request for an alternative runway. 625 00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:37,531 We still haven't found anything. 626 00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:40,907 -How's that possible? -We're following procedure. 627 00:41:41,907 --> 00:41:44,614 -Give me an estimated time. -I don't know. 628 00:41:44,615 --> 00:41:47,199 But sooner or later we'll find a free runway. 629 00:41:50,199 --> 00:41:54,281 -What's the situation at La Mancha airport? -There's general indignation. 630 00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:57,114 Apparently the financing was a massive fraud. 631 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,073 It's all people are talking about. 632 00:41:59,074 --> 00:42:03,282 -But is the airport operating? -I'll find out, and I'll call you. 633 00:42:06,282 --> 00:42:09,700 Mr. Mas is president of Guadiana Bank, they financed the project. 634 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,240 I think he's clearing out. 635 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,365 She's my daughter. 636 00:42:30,365 --> 00:42:31,949 What do you think? 637 00:42:32,949 --> 00:42:34,782 Very cute. 638 00:42:35,782 --> 00:42:38,114 -Do you know her? -Me? 639 00:42:38,115 --> 00:42:40,281 Why would I know her? 640 00:42:40,282 --> 00:42:43,032 -She's an artiste too. -I see... 641 00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:56,281 She left us two years ago. 642 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,365 Since then we've heard nothing from her. 643 00:43:00,365 --> 00:43:04,239 I managed to find out that she's working as... 644 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,364 a dominatrix. 645 00:43:06,365 --> 00:43:09,282 I didn't tell her mother. She's ultra-Catholic, just imagine. 646 00:43:10,282 --> 00:43:12,781 Don't believe what people say. 647 00:43:12,782 --> 00:43:15,781 We gave her the best education... 648 00:43:15,782 --> 00:43:18,365 but we must have done something wrong. 649 00:43:19,365 --> 00:43:19,907 For sure. 650 00:43:20,907 --> 00:43:23,574 -Where did we fail? -You're asking me? 651 00:43:23,575 --> 00:43:26,365 Not a single call since she left two years ago. 652 00:43:29,365 --> 00:43:33,325 -Are you ultra-Catholic too? -I'm not ultra-anything. 653 00:43:34,325 --> 00:43:36,324 I'm just a businessman... 654 00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:40,031 who'd like to be able to tell his daughter that her mother has changed... 655 00:43:40,032 --> 00:43:42,532 and is dying, literally, to talk to her. 656 00:43:52,532 --> 00:43:54,032 Hello! 657 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,450 I was out cold! 658 00:43:57,450 --> 00:44:00,699 A lot of people on this flight are asleep! 659 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:03,656 -Where are we now? -Near Toledo! 660 00:44:03,657 --> 00:44:05,198 We're flying in circles. 661 00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:09,032 When we land, the plane might split apart, or it's possible we'll explode. 662 00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:14,365 -Excuse me! -Yes, yes... 663 00:44:15,365 --> 00:44:18,574 The Groom is awake and he wants to know! Tell him something. 664 00:44:18,575 --> 00:44:21,114 -Will I go? -Not you, silly girl! 665 00:44:21,115 --> 00:44:24,699 -We're making Valencia cocktail. -What a good idea! 666 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,615 Hello. 667 00:44:29,615 --> 00:44:30,907 What's going on? 668 00:44:31,907 --> 00:44:36,989 I've just heard we're still in Toledo and we might explode when we land. 669 00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,614 What an exaggeration! 670 00:44:38,615 --> 00:44:41,073 We have a few little problems. 671 00:44:41,074 --> 00:44:43,355 Very serious ones, to be honest. We're drinking to forget. 672 00:44:43,865 --> 00:44:45,906 I'm not! I've given up alcohol. 673 00:44:45,907 --> 00:44:47,741 We're making Valencia cocktail for the passengers. 674 00:44:47,742 --> 00:44:49,907 -And for us! -For them too, I'm afraid. 675 00:44:50,907 --> 00:44:53,324 Too bad we don't have some mescaline to mix in. 676 00:44:53,325 --> 00:44:56,741 I thought about it. In the end I only brought heroin, coke and pills. 677 00:44:56,742 --> 00:44:58,406 What a scatterbrain! 678 00:44:58,407 --> 00:44:59,865 But mescs were withdrawn in '86. 679 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,489 They're making them in Valencia again. 680 00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:04,865 A friend of mine is selling them in Madrid. 681 00:45:05,865 --> 00:45:07,115 Just a minute. 682 00:45:08,115 --> 00:45:09,575 Oh! What a pity... 683 00:45:12,575 --> 00:45:14,781 What a pity you didn't think of buying some! 684 00:45:14,782 --> 00:45:18,781 -But you're totally anti-drugs! -Mescs are different. 685 00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:21,114 People become talkative and affectionate. 686 00:45:21,115 --> 00:45:23,574 They'd be great for those guys. 687 00:45:23,575 --> 00:45:25,281 Well, and for these guys too. 688 00:45:25,282 --> 00:45:28,574 We have to entertain them, so that they don't think. 689 00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:32,614 -Have they asked for any songs? -No! Go figure! 690 00:45:32,615 --> 00:45:34,949 Musicals killed true cabaret! 691 00:45:39,949 --> 00:45:42,239 I've got some mescs. 692 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,240 -It was for our honeymoon. -This is your honeymoon! 693 00:45:44,824 --> 00:45:47,614 I need scissors. 694 00:45:47,615 --> 00:45:49,157 Wait till I unwrap them. 695 00:45:50,157 --> 00:45:52,699 I have to do it properly. 696 00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:54,240 They smell a bit, don't they? 697 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:59,324 I washed them as best I could, but I was carrying them in my ass. 698 00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:01,031 -I don't mind. -Neither do I. 699 00:46:01,032 --> 00:46:03,489 And I'm not going to drink. Why did I make that promise? 700 00:46:03,490 --> 00:46:06,240 But the pills themselves shouldn't smell. 701 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,989 I wrapped them up really well before I shoved them in. 702 00:46:09,990 --> 00:46:11,948 I've been a "mule" for years. 703 00:46:11,949 --> 00:46:13,989 Your ass is the safest way to get across a border. 704 00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:15,574 I believe in the ass too! 705 00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:17,741 It's true, they hardly smell. 706 00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:19,489 They stink! 707 00:46:19,490 --> 00:46:22,699 Thank you so much. We'll all chip in and pay him. 708 00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:25,449 -Money couldn't pay for this. -But we'll still pay him, miser! 709 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,907 Whatever you want, but I'd like you to tell me... 710 00:46:29,907 --> 00:46:32,239 As soon as I finish this I'll tell you everything. 711 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,531 More or less, when will we get to Mexico? 712 00:46:35,532 --> 00:46:37,741 Just a moment. 713 00:46:37,742 --> 00:46:41,198 I'm starting to realize, and right away I'm regretting it. 714 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:42,741 -Then don't think! -Exactly. 715 00:46:42,742 --> 00:46:45,574 Of course! You're amoral, you've got no problem. 716 00:46:45,575 --> 00:46:49,364 I'm warning you. They'll ask me and I'll have to tell them. 717 00:46:49,365 --> 00:46:51,198 You really like a mea culpa. 718 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:55,031 -What about the pilots? -The pilots shouldn't take anything. 719 00:46:55,032 --> 00:46:58,239 -It would do them good to relax a little. -The girl's right. 720 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,948 OK, warn them about the mescaline. 721 00:47:00,949 --> 00:47:04,948 And tell Alex I haven't taken anything and I feel terrible! 722 00:47:04,949 --> 00:47:08,989 More or less, when will we get to Mexico? 723 00:47:08,990 --> 00:47:11,449 We're not landing in Mexico. 724 00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:14,531 Don't tell me we were so drunk we got on the wrong plane! 725 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,406 -No, look... -We just got married. 726 00:47:17,407 --> 00:47:20,239 We partied for three days and came straight to the plane. 727 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,199 You didn't get on the wrong plane. 728 00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:25,240 This one "was" going to Mexico. 729 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,114 -And now it isn't? -No. 730 00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,239 Have a drink and I'll explain. 731 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:35,781 A few years ago, a passenger had a panic attack. 732 00:47:35,782 --> 00:47:38,741 -Any news? -Not an empty runway in the whole country! 733 00:47:38,742 --> 00:47:41,699 Don't freak out. 734 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,364 -How's Joserra? -Fine. 735 00:47:43,365 --> 00:47:45,741 He threw everything up and now he's great. 736 00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,574 Giving orders like always. 737 00:47:47,575 --> 00:47:49,906 This Valencia cocktail is really good. 738 00:47:49,907 --> 00:47:53,074 Won't you try it, Alex? It's nearly all juice. 739 00:47:54,074 --> 00:47:55,656 Someone has to stay sober. 740 00:47:55,657 --> 00:47:58,239 -Joserra's sober. -All the more reason. 741 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:00,449 -You gay couples are so hetero. -I'm not a gay couple! 742 00:48:00,450 --> 00:48:02,449 -Have some, and cut loose. -Get off! 743 00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:03,890 I'm not going to cut loose with you! 744 00:48:05,824 --> 00:48:07,385 -What are you laughing at? -Me? Nothing. 745 00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:08,906 What is it? 746 00:48:08,907 --> 00:48:13,449 I'm sorry, captain, it's funny to see two strong men like you... 747 00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:16,114 talking about cutting loose, Valencia cocktail... 748 00:48:16,115 --> 00:48:18,325 -May I? -Of course. 749 00:48:22,325 --> 00:48:24,407 Thank you. 750 00:48:37,407 --> 00:48:41,782 To sum up, I'll always tell you the truth. 751 00:51:19,782 --> 00:51:22,325 -What's going on? -Nothing. 752 00:51:24,325 --> 00:51:26,156 Come on. 753 00:51:26,157 --> 00:51:29,115 Take this. Open your mouth. 754 00:51:39,115 --> 00:51:40,115 Drink. 755 00:51:47,115 --> 00:51:48,074 Go to sleep. 756 00:51:49,074 --> 00:51:49,865 Go to sleep. 757 00:51:53,865 --> 00:51:56,198 I slept already. 758 00:51:56,199 --> 00:51:58,324 -More. -More? 759 00:51:58,325 --> 00:52:00,531 Go to sleep. 760 00:52:00,532 --> 00:52:03,782 Come on, go to sleep. 761 00:52:09,782 --> 00:52:11,364 A glass of Valencia cocktail, Mr. Mas? 762 00:52:11,365 --> 00:52:14,614 What makes you suppose all this is funny? 763 00:52:14,615 --> 00:52:17,449 It's always worked for us. 764 00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:18,989 Maybe we chose the wrong song. 765 00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:21,742 Is that how this company deals with emergencies? 766 00:52:22,742 --> 00:52:24,531 We wanted to distract you. 767 00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:28,781 Let this be the last time that you step on me and sit on my briefcase! 768 00:52:28,782 --> 00:52:30,742 A really good briefcase. 769 00:52:31,742 --> 00:52:34,365 -Norma, I suppose you don't... -Yes, I do. 770 00:52:35,365 --> 00:52:38,324 -Just as well... -I loved Valencia cocktail in the 80s. 771 00:52:38,325 --> 00:52:39,907 -Great! -Let's see. 772 00:52:50,907 --> 00:52:53,865 Sweet, but with a hint of bitterness. 773 00:52:54,865 --> 00:52:55,865 Delicious! 774 00:52:56,865 --> 00:52:59,156 -I want one too. -Of course. 775 00:52:59,157 --> 00:53:00,906 And I'm having another one. 776 00:53:00,907 --> 00:53:02,406 -And me. -And me. 777 00:53:02,407 --> 00:53:02,907 Me too. 778 00:53:03,824 --> 00:53:06,989 I don't want to seem ungrateful, or eccentric. 779 00:53:06,990 --> 00:53:08,325 Here. 780 00:53:09,325 --> 00:53:12,490 You're quite right, Mr. Mas. We're grotesque. 781 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,824 Norma, I'd like to make it up with you. 782 00:53:16,824 --> 00:53:19,031 I was very rude in the cockpit. 783 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:22,156 We were all very upset. There's nothing to forgive. 784 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,948 I'm glad you've made it up because... 785 00:53:24,949 --> 00:53:27,531 you're one of our idols. 786 00:53:27,532 --> 00:53:29,489 Didn't you start at the time of the nudie movies? 787 00:53:29,490 --> 00:53:30,948 At the end. 788 00:53:30,949 --> 00:53:33,406 I arrived in Spain at the start of the 80s... 789 00:53:33,407 --> 00:53:35,531 with barely a shirt on my back. 790 00:53:35,532 --> 00:53:38,489 And that's how I posed on the cover of Interviú. 791 00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:40,948 An historic issue, according to the magazine. 792 00:53:40,949 --> 00:53:42,989 I can vouch for that. 793 00:53:42,990 --> 00:53:44,614 It sold throughout the world. 794 00:53:44,615 --> 00:53:47,156 And how did you get into bondage? 795 00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:50,449 -Ulloa! -If you don't mind talking about it... 796 00:53:50,450 --> 00:53:52,614 God, no! At this stage! 797 00:53:52,615 --> 00:53:55,907 I was very young, I was very confused. 798 00:53:56,907 --> 00:54:01,700 At times like that, a girl should only listen to her own heart. 799 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:05,989 And after failing as an actress and a singer... 800 00:54:05,990 --> 00:54:08,656 my heart was overflowing with hatred. 801 00:54:08,657 --> 00:54:09,177 Only natural. 802 00:54:09,865 --> 00:54:14,325 That was when I discovered that I had a natural gift for something. 803 00:54:15,325 --> 00:54:16,990 A gift for dominating! 804 00:54:17,990 --> 00:54:20,325 I took the artistic name of Miss Take. 805 00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:23,364 Thank you. 806 00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:25,115 Error made Woman! 807 00:54:26,115 --> 00:54:30,574 And very soon I had a faithful clientele of slaves. 808 00:54:30,575 --> 00:54:32,115 Unbelievable! 809 00:54:33,115 --> 00:54:38,781 In a few years I reached the highest level, or the lowest, of human nature. 810 00:54:38,782 --> 00:54:42,115 And that gave me power. A lot of power. 811 00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:49,741 I've got erotic videos of the 600 most important men in this country... 812 00:54:49,742 --> 00:54:55,198 from number one to number 600, of every stripe and tendency. 813 00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:56,239 I'm very eclectic in that! 814 00:54:56,824 --> 00:55:00,741 600 men, on your own and at the same time? 815 00:55:00,742 --> 00:55:02,531 Lord, no! 816 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:07,741 I and a group of escorts who work for me in my own agency. 817 00:55:07,742 --> 00:55:10,741 So you've got erotic videos of number 1? 818 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:15,281 Yes. I've got several of number 1, with yours truly. 819 00:55:15,282 --> 00:55:16,824 Who's number 1? 820 00:55:17,824 --> 00:55:19,864 The most important... Work it out. 821 00:55:19,865 --> 00:55:21,406 The Prime Minister? 822 00:55:21,407 --> 00:55:23,406 Love, think a bit. 823 00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:25,614 A little bit higher. 824 00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:26,115 The King. 825 00:55:28,824 --> 00:55:29,864 Was that with bondage too? 826 00:55:30,824 --> 00:55:34,741 No. He has more traditional tastes. 827 00:55:34,742 --> 00:55:38,073 So you have been royally screwed... 828 00:55:38,074 --> 00:55:40,741 Yes. But I haven't said anything! 829 00:55:40,742 --> 00:55:45,656 But, of course, there's a security team that sees, hears, and talks. 830 00:55:45,657 --> 00:55:46,865 And we screw them too... 831 00:55:47,865 --> 00:55:50,324 and tape them too, obviously... 832 00:55:50,325 --> 00:55:52,531 which gives us great security! 833 00:55:52,532 --> 00:55:55,156 Given the times we live in, if those documents exist... 834 00:55:55,157 --> 00:55:57,948 sooner or later they'll come to light because... 835 00:55:57,949 --> 00:55:59,990 -You've got a price. -My life is the price! 836 00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:04,406 I think you're over-valuing that material. 837 00:56:04,407 --> 00:56:06,156 Why? 838 00:56:06,157 --> 00:56:08,907 The spy service over-values it too! 839 00:56:09,907 --> 00:56:13,531 They've broken into my house several times, looking for my files. 840 00:56:13,532 --> 00:56:15,906 -Like Watergate. -Exactly. 841 00:56:15,907 --> 00:56:18,406 But as you'll understand they won't find them there. 842 00:56:18,407 --> 00:56:22,114 They're stored in a safe-deposit box under another name. 843 00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:24,156 You're also well connected with the Opus Dei. 844 00:56:24,157 --> 00:56:27,948 Yes, very well connected. And with the Legionnaires too. 845 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:30,948 In fact, I'm going to Mexico to visit one of them... 846 00:56:30,949 --> 00:56:32,531 a very important man. 847 00:56:32,532 --> 00:56:34,948 I'm sure you know him. 848 00:56:34,949 --> 00:56:37,282 But don't ask me for names. 849 00:56:38,282 --> 00:56:40,281 I'm talking too much. 850 00:56:40,282 --> 00:56:41,906 Not at all! 851 00:56:41,907 --> 00:56:43,989 What did you put in this cocktail? 852 00:56:43,990 --> 00:56:45,948 -Well... -No! 853 00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,656 -Small bottles of champagne... -No! 854 00:56:47,657 --> 00:56:49,114 -A carton of orange juice... -No! 855 00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:51,115 -A splash of gin... -No! 856 00:56:52,115 --> 00:56:55,781 All mixed with an overdose of mescaline. 857 00:56:55,782 --> 00:56:57,531 Mescaline? 858 00:56:57,532 --> 00:56:58,490 Ass-packed... 859 00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:03,156 Did you get me drunk and drug me so I'd talk? 860 00:57:03,157 --> 00:57:04,906 Absolutely not! 861 00:57:04,907 --> 00:57:07,239 How could I have trusted you! 862 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:13,199 We gave you mescaline so that you'd feel better. 863 00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:18,074 Don't you notice that you're less prickly, that you like people? 864 00:57:19,074 --> 00:57:21,324 Or that you're horny? That's another effect. 865 00:57:21,325 --> 00:57:23,657 -Ow, shit! -I'm horny! 866 00:57:34,657 --> 00:57:37,407 Hello. 867 00:57:39,407 --> 00:57:41,656 How are you? 868 00:57:41,657 --> 00:57:42,990 Watching Norma's monologue. 869 00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:47,699 May I sit down? 870 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:50,531 If you promise not to hit me. 871 00:57:50,532 --> 00:57:52,532 I promise. 872 00:58:00,532 --> 00:58:02,932 I wanted to tell you that the only thing my father left me... 873 00:58:03,824 --> 00:58:05,742 was your cover on Interviú. 874 00:58:06,742 --> 00:58:10,157 -I still have it. -Really? 875 00:58:12,157 --> 00:58:14,700 I saw very little of my father. 876 00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,699 But I went to see him when he was dying. 877 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:22,157 He was living in a filthy room, there was nothing on the walls... 878 00:58:23,157 --> 00:58:25,575 except your cover on Interviú. 879 00:58:27,575 --> 00:58:29,490 Thank you. 880 00:59:11,490 --> 00:59:13,782 It all fits in! 881 00:59:14,782 --> 00:59:16,742 How does she do it? 882 00:59:21,742 --> 00:59:24,364 Is she asleep? 883 00:59:24,365 --> 00:59:26,990 She's a sleepwalker. It's best not to wake her. 884 00:59:28,990 --> 00:59:31,364 Oh, darling, darling, darling... 885 00:59:31,365 --> 00:59:33,157 You're killing me, darling. 886 00:59:54,157 --> 00:59:55,075 Giddy up, pony! 887 01:00:02,490 --> 01:00:04,574 Oh... Yes, yes, yes. 888 01:00:04,575 --> 01:00:08,450 Slowly, darling, please! 889 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:15,199 Excuse me. 890 01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:17,906 Excuse me! 891 01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:19,074 What? 892 01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:23,364 -The last question, I swear. -What is it? 893 01:00:23,365 --> 01:00:26,115 Are you doing it from in front or behind? 894 01:00:29,115 --> 01:00:31,157 In front! 895 01:00:33,157 --> 01:00:34,865 Darling, don't hit me, please! 896 01:02:13,865 --> 01:02:16,657 I can't stand you. 897 01:02:19,657 --> 01:02:22,157 The only devout one and the only one not screwing. 898 01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:03,990 What do you do? 899 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,990 I'm a security adviser. 900 01:03:07,990 --> 01:03:10,365 I need someone to advise me... 901 01:03:11,365 --> 01:03:12,824 and to give me security. 902 01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:17,865 -Would you like to work for me? -You don't know me. 903 01:03:19,865 --> 01:03:22,615 I know when I can trust a man. 904 01:03:36,615 --> 01:03:38,490 By the way... 905 01:03:39,490 --> 01:03:42,741 aren't you going to call your wife? 906 01:03:42,742 --> 01:03:44,198 What will I tell her? 907 01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,574 That you love her... 908 01:03:46,575 --> 01:03:48,365 and the kids. 909 01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:53,282 Go on. 910 01:04:03,282 --> 01:04:08,073 -Are we there yet? -No, but you go to sleep. 911 01:04:08,074 --> 01:04:10,074 Take this. 912 01:04:11,074 --> 01:04:12,907 Go to sleep, baby... 913 01:04:13,907 --> 01:04:16,365 Take this. 914 01:04:20,365 --> 01:04:23,489 This was our wedding night. 915 01:04:23,490 --> 01:04:25,949 -Hello? -Hi, love. 916 01:04:26,949 --> 01:04:29,699 -How are you? -Fine, and you? 917 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,324 -Have you landed already? -No. 918 01:04:32,325 --> 01:04:35,699 I'm calling from the plane. Are the kids there? 919 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:39,281 Yes, fighting over the PlayStation and driving me crazy. 920 01:04:39,282 --> 01:04:42,489 Carmiña is taking them to the movies later. 921 01:04:42,490 --> 01:04:44,073 Let me speak to them. 922 01:04:44,074 --> 01:04:47,365 -Are you all right? -Yes. I want to hear them. 923 01:04:48,365 --> 01:04:51,114 Kids, dad wants to hear you. Here. 924 01:04:51,115 --> 01:04:54,074 Hi, dad, mom says you want to hear us. 925 01:04:56,074 --> 01:04:59,614 I wanted to tell you that I love you and don't hit your brother. 926 01:04:59,615 --> 01:05:01,295 He's bigger and some day he'll flatten you. 927 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:04,239 He hasn't got the balls. I'm fed up! 928 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,614 I'll put him on. He's here beside me, the dickhead! 929 01:05:07,615 --> 01:05:09,282 Hello. 930 01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:13,281 Hey! Give me the phone. 931 01:05:13,282 --> 01:05:14,948 Don't listen to them. 932 01:05:14,949 --> 01:05:18,115 Carmiña will take them to the movies and give me some peace. 933 01:05:20,115 --> 01:05:22,281 I love you all very much. 934 01:05:22,282 --> 01:05:25,450 -Alex, are you sure there's nothing wrong? -No. 935 01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:28,574 I love you too, Concha. 936 01:05:28,575 --> 01:05:31,239 I'm glad. Call when you arrive. 937 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,782 Kisses. 938 01:05:40,782 --> 01:05:44,406 -The ice bucket! At last! -You won't believe what happened. 939 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,407 Do this. 940 01:05:50,407 --> 01:05:51,489 Cum! 941 01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:54,032 I know what happened. Pig! Slut! 942 01:05:56,032 --> 01:05:58,656 Things are getting lively! 943 01:05:58,657 --> 01:06:00,741 You let your hair down. You look prettier. 944 01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:04,031 -I'm not a virgin anymore! -Just like that? 945 01:06:04,032 --> 01:06:06,948 -With someone in "Economic" Class. -My saints have gone crazy! 946 01:06:06,949 --> 01:06:09,198 -I'm going in... -No... 947 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:11,531 -I haven't cleaned it yet. -That doesn't matter. 948 01:06:11,532 --> 01:06:13,699 I'll clean it, and clean myself. 949 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:16,032 Listen! Bruna! 950 01:06:17,032 --> 01:06:20,364 You have to tell me about it, in detail. 951 01:06:20,365 --> 01:06:24,489 -What's wrong with you? -You're talking to a heretic, so there. 952 01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:27,198 I like having a believer in the crew. 953 01:06:27,199 --> 01:06:29,615 And even more so now. 954 01:06:30,615 --> 01:06:32,532 Norma... 955 01:06:49,532 --> 01:06:52,115 I have someone for you. 956 01:07:00,115 --> 01:07:02,574 -Yes? -Who is this? 957 01:07:02,575 --> 01:07:05,741 Piedad? It's me! 958 01:07:05,742 --> 01:07:08,115 -Dad? -How are you, love? 959 01:07:09,115 --> 01:07:12,239 -Fine. -This is wonderful! 960 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,741 -I was thinking about you, dad. -You were? 961 01:07:15,742 --> 01:07:20,198 I've just read online that the police have gone into the Guadiana Bank... 962 01:07:20,199 --> 01:07:22,406 and confiscated everything. 963 01:07:22,407 --> 01:07:23,781 Yeah. 964 01:07:23,782 --> 01:07:26,824 And that the La Mancha airport is a complete swindle. 965 01:07:27,824 --> 01:07:29,824 And they're blaming you directly. 966 01:07:30,824 --> 01:07:34,406 Yes, I knew it was about to blow up. 967 01:07:34,407 --> 01:07:38,490 That's why I had to clear out. I'm talking to you from a plane. 968 01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:42,906 -I'm sorry, dad. -Don't worry. 969 01:07:42,907 --> 01:07:45,450 I'm so delighted to hear you! 970 01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:49,741 Please forget what your mother and I said when you left home. 971 01:07:49,742 --> 01:07:51,656 We just want to see you. 972 01:07:51,657 --> 01:07:53,741 I won't be able to, but your mother... 973 01:07:53,742 --> 01:07:57,281 She'll be thrilled if you call her. She's changed a lot. 974 01:07:57,282 --> 01:08:00,781 I don't know, dad. If you were there, it would be easier. 975 01:08:00,782 --> 01:08:02,824 But mom... She's impossible. 976 01:08:03,824 --> 01:08:07,364 I'm going to be away for several months. 977 01:08:07,365 --> 01:08:09,864 I'm not asking you to promise me anything, but call your mother. 978 01:08:09,865 --> 01:08:12,324 Just give her a chance. She's really changed! 979 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:15,657 -I haven't. -We love you as you are. 980 01:08:17,657 --> 01:08:20,741 -Let me think about it. -Thank you. 981 01:08:22,741 --> 01:08:24,325 Goodbye, my love. 982 01:08:25,325 --> 01:08:27,449 'Bye, dad. 983 01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,574 Take care. 984 01:08:29,575 --> 01:08:31,700 You too. 985 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:40,074 Thank you, Norma. 986 01:08:44,074 --> 01:08:46,074 Peninsula 2549. 987 01:08:48,074 --> 01:08:50,990 -Request for La Mancha airport approved. -Acknowledged. 988 01:08:50,991 --> 01:08:54,531 Change to La Mancha frequency. 989 01:08:54,532 --> 01:08:57,700 Acknowledged. 990 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:06,116 Tell me the truth. Are they going to put me in jail? 991 01:09:08,116 --> 01:09:09,407 Yes. 992 01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:13,700 That's a good sign. It means I'm going to survive. 993 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:17,531 Forgive me for asking this... 994 01:09:17,532 --> 01:09:20,324 but have you killed a lot of people? 995 01:09:20,325 --> 01:09:20,825 No. 996 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:26,365 I've swindled a lot in my lifetime but I haven't killed anyone. 997 01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:28,824 -Why do you ask? -Excuse me. 998 01:09:32,824 --> 01:09:34,740 -I've behaved very badly. -Yes, terribly. 999 01:09:34,741 --> 01:09:36,781 Can you make this infusion for me? 1000 01:09:36,782 --> 01:09:39,615 -Do you feel ill? -I want to retch. 1001 01:09:39,616 --> 01:09:41,531 You drank gallons of Valencia cocktail! 1002 01:09:41,532 --> 01:09:43,240 So what? 1003 01:09:43,241 --> 01:09:45,031 We've got a runway! 1004 01:09:45,032 --> 01:09:47,616 Prepare the briefing. I'll be right back. 1005 01:09:55,616 --> 01:09:57,240 -Piluca... -What can I get you? 1006 01:09:57,241 --> 01:10:00,531 -Nothing. Wake up. -I'm awake. 1007 01:10:00,532 --> 01:10:05,240 -I'm Joserra, your colleague. -Hello, Joserra. 1008 01:10:05,241 --> 01:10:08,031 Listen, we're going to land. Wake the passengers. 1009 01:10:08,032 --> 01:10:10,905 -Where are we landing? -In La Mancha, in an hour. 1010 01:10:10,906 --> 01:10:12,449 See to these girls. 1011 01:10:12,450 --> 01:10:14,574 -They'll want an explanation. -Give it to them. 1012 01:10:14,575 --> 01:10:17,574 -What do I tell them? -The truth, you drugged them. 1013 01:10:17,575 --> 01:10:19,700 OK. 1014 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,449 Good news! 1015 01:10:22,450 --> 01:10:24,656 We've got a runway. 1016 01:10:24,657 --> 01:10:29,198 We'll land in about an hour because we need time to jettison fuel... 1017 01:10:29,199 --> 01:10:31,198 and learn how to do the evacuation. 1018 01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:33,156 It's very easy. 1019 01:10:33,157 --> 01:10:36,324 -What's wrong, Bruna? -Nothing. 1020 01:10:36,325 --> 01:10:40,198 Well, then? Why that expression? 1021 01:10:40,199 --> 01:10:43,949 You should be happy. You've just lost your virginity. 1022 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:45,991 It's that... 1023 01:10:46,991 --> 01:10:48,906 What? Hurry up! 1024 01:10:49,906 --> 01:10:52,657 It stinks of death. 1025 01:10:54,657 --> 01:10:56,490 That's enough! 1026 01:10:56,491 --> 01:10:59,948 We're all scared shitless, but we're trying to hide it. 1027 01:10:59,949 --> 01:11:01,829 So make an effort, please. Or at least be quiet! 1028 01:11:02,824 --> 01:11:05,656 Let her talk, it'll just take a minute. 1029 01:11:05,657 --> 01:11:06,991 Go on, Bruna. 1030 01:11:07,991 --> 01:11:09,391 I've been smelling death for hours. 1031 01:11:11,824 --> 01:11:14,281 It began at the start of the trip, but... 1032 01:11:14,282 --> 01:11:16,656 I thought it was the farts. 1033 01:11:16,657 --> 01:11:19,156 I don't smell it everywhere. 1034 01:11:19,157 --> 01:11:22,700 In the cockpit, for example, no. 1035 01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:26,616 Not beside the phone. 1036 01:11:29,616 --> 01:11:31,532 Not beside the newlyweds. 1037 01:11:34,532 --> 01:11:36,032 Not beside you, Ricardo. 1038 01:11:40,032 --> 01:11:42,366 Not where the stewards are... 1039 01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:50,574 That only leaves Mr. Infante, Norma and me. 1040 01:11:50,575 --> 01:11:52,699 It's me. 1041 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:55,781 -What about you? -I'm the one who stinks of death. 1042 01:11:55,782 --> 01:11:57,325 Yes! 1043 01:11:58,325 --> 01:12:00,656 I'm a hit man. 1044 01:12:00,657 --> 01:12:02,656 But aren't you a security adviser? 1045 01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,324 -That too... -They go together. 1046 01:12:04,325 --> 01:12:08,574 -Have you killed a lot of people? -Quite a few. 1047 01:12:08,575 --> 01:12:11,366 But the next job was going to be my last. 1048 01:12:12,366 --> 01:12:15,240 Well, I'm trying to get out of my last job. 1049 01:12:15,241 --> 01:12:18,906 -How do you do that? -By accepting the consequences. 1050 01:12:19,906 --> 01:12:23,198 I'll have to disappear for a while, have my face operated on... 1051 01:12:23,199 --> 01:12:24,781 I know a surgeon! 1052 01:12:24,782 --> 01:12:28,740 I don't want to be a nuisance but we're landing in 40 minutes. 1053 01:12:28,741 --> 01:12:30,532 -Am I your target? -No. 1054 01:12:31,532 --> 01:12:33,282 Who hired you for the last job? 1055 01:12:34,282 --> 01:12:37,074 Mrs. Patricia Velázquez Vargas. 1056 01:12:39,074 --> 01:12:41,906 Is she the wife of the owner of Unimexa? 1057 01:12:43,906 --> 01:12:46,905 -The Mexican cell phone company? -Yes. 1058 01:12:46,906 --> 01:12:49,906 What a coincidence! Her husband is a client of mine. 1059 01:12:50,906 --> 01:12:53,740 I've got an appointment with him now in Mexico City. 1060 01:12:53,741 --> 01:12:55,948 I'll tell him that his wife shouldn't count on you. 1061 01:12:55,949 --> 01:12:57,406 And how will you tell him? 1062 01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:59,991 I'll phone him right now and you can stop worrying. 1063 01:13:01,991 --> 01:13:04,157 Let me get past, darling. I'm going to call him. 1064 01:13:06,157 --> 01:13:08,116 What's wrong with you? 1065 01:13:15,116 --> 01:13:17,366 Why are you looking at me like that? 1066 01:13:18,366 --> 01:13:18,886 What's wrong? 1067 01:13:19,866 --> 01:13:20,949 You're the target, Norma. 1068 01:13:21,949 --> 01:13:24,116 Patricia is obsessed with having you killed. 1069 01:13:25,116 --> 01:13:26,116 Me? 1070 01:13:27,116 --> 01:13:30,240 But what have I done to that woman? I don't even know her! 1071 01:13:30,241 --> 01:13:33,781 Maybe she doesn't approve of your sadomasochistic practices with her husband. 1072 01:13:33,782 --> 01:13:36,905 The bitch! Where were you thinking of doing it? 1073 01:13:36,906 --> 01:13:41,365 She wanted me to kill you in Marbella, but I persuaded her it was safer in Mexico. 1074 01:13:41,366 --> 01:13:44,449 I wanted to gain time, stop her hiring someone else. 1075 01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:46,990 I had a plan to help you escape in Mexico. 1076 01:13:46,991 --> 01:13:48,948 To help me escape? Why? 1077 01:13:48,949 --> 01:13:50,990 You're a professional killer. 1078 01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:53,240 Why would you risk your life for someone like me? 1079 01:13:53,241 --> 01:13:55,324 Excuse me, I'll take this. 1080 01:13:55,325 --> 01:13:56,991 I don't kill women. 1081 01:13:57,991 --> 01:13:59,657 That's very good. 1082 01:14:05,657 --> 01:14:10,324 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Chief Steward speaking... 1083 01:14:10,325 --> 01:14:12,115 We're fully established on final approach... 1084 01:14:12,116 --> 01:14:15,324 but we still have 40 tons of fuel to jettison. 1085 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:18,866 Acknowledged. Safety measures activated and ready. 1086 01:14:22,866 --> 01:14:25,700 Let's practice the safety position again. 1087 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:29,198 Put your knees together... 1088 01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:31,281 separate your feet... 1089 01:14:31,282 --> 01:14:33,450 and lean forward. 1090 01:14:34,450 --> 01:14:38,240 In Business Class you can hold your arms behind your legs. 1091 01:14:38,241 --> 01:14:41,906 We'll go over the safety position. Pay attention, please! 1092 01:14:42,906 --> 01:14:44,990 Great. 1093 01:14:44,991 --> 01:14:46,781 We put our knees together... 1094 01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:49,699 separate our feet, cross our arms... 1095 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:53,699 lean forward and rest our heads on our arms. 1096 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:56,699 You put your arms behind your legs. 1097 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:57,990 That's it. 1098 01:14:57,991 --> 01:15:00,905 Ma'am... Wake up. 1099 01:15:00,906 --> 01:15:02,740 Cross your arms... 1100 01:15:02,741 --> 01:15:05,032 -No breakfast? -You'd throw it up when we land! 1101 01:15:07,032 --> 01:15:11,241 Alex, you're bisexual. 1102 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:15,406 Is it true guys suck your dick better than girls do? 1103 01:15:15,407 --> 01:15:18,198 Why bring that up now, Benito? Hold ECAM. 1104 01:15:18,199 --> 01:15:19,905 Hold ECAM. 1105 01:15:19,906 --> 01:15:23,282 While you were out, I let Ulloa... 1106 01:15:24,282 --> 01:15:25,824 And it was...! 1107 01:15:27,824 --> 01:15:30,073 Activate approach stage. 1108 01:15:30,074 --> 01:15:32,699 Stage activated and confirmed. 1109 01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:36,406 The truth is we ended up doing a 69. I sucked him off as well. 1110 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,740 He's skinny but he's got one hell of a dick! 1111 01:15:38,741 --> 01:15:41,824 Do you think this is the time to talk about Ulloa's dick? 1112 01:15:42,824 --> 01:15:44,824 Speed managed. 1113 01:15:45,824 --> 01:15:48,948 For me, it is important. Am I becoming bisexual, like you? 1114 01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:50,324 No! 1115 01:15:50,325 --> 01:15:53,615 -You're a natural-born fag! -Cut it out! 1116 01:15:53,616 --> 01:15:55,198 And your wife knows. 1117 01:15:55,199 --> 01:15:57,406 That's why she's obsessed with you not doing it with guys. 1118 01:15:57,407 --> 01:15:59,157 Continue with ECAM! 1119 01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:04,741 -Crossfeed Selector on? -Yes, Crossfeed open. 1120 01:16:05,741 --> 01:16:07,324 I think you're exaggerating. 1121 01:16:07,325 --> 01:16:09,615 It happened with Ulloa today because I'd been drinking. 1122 01:16:09,616 --> 01:16:11,198 Pumps on unaffected side off. 1123 01:16:11,199 --> 01:16:12,949 Like when it happened with us. 1124 01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:17,198 That's why you threw up, not because my dick made you retch. 1125 01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:18,990 You loved my dick! 1126 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:21,240 But with the excuse of alcohol... 1127 01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:24,324 -Turn off the left side. -I don't know what you're getting at. 1128 01:16:24,325 --> 01:16:27,324 -Oxygen crew supply off. -Hold ECAM. 1129 01:16:27,325 --> 01:16:31,156 After you threw up, you went at it again and asked me to screw you. 1130 01:16:31,157 --> 01:16:32,781 I told you I'd had enough playing around... 1131 01:16:32,782 --> 01:16:35,281 and I had to practically pull my dick out of your mouth! 1132 01:16:35,282 --> 01:16:37,198 Does that answer your question? 1133 01:16:37,199 --> 01:16:39,198 Because we have to land without full landing gear... 1134 01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:40,839 and I think we should try to concentrate! 1135 01:16:41,824 --> 01:16:44,324 Hold ECAM. 1136 01:16:44,325 --> 01:16:47,324 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1137 01:16:47,325 --> 01:16:50,490 This is your captain, Alex Acero. 1138 01:16:50,491 --> 01:16:52,240 Due to a technical failure... 1139 01:16:52,241 --> 01:16:57,241 we are forced to make an emergency landing in approximately ten minutes. 1140 01:16:59,241 --> 01:17:04,532 We are heading for La Mancha airport where all the rescue teams are prepared. 1141 01:17:06,532 --> 01:17:12,741 I would ask you not to worry and to follow the cabin staff's instructions. 1142 01:17:13,741 --> 01:17:15,740 Once we have landed... 1143 01:17:15,741 --> 01:17:19,241 the Peninsula Company will take care of all your needs. 1144 01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:21,157 Thank you. 1145 01:17:22,157 --> 01:17:23,948 La Mancha Control Tower. 1146 01:17:23,949 --> 01:17:27,324 Peninsula 2549, 20 miles north. 1147 01:17:27,325 --> 01:17:29,365 Requesting clearance. 1148 01:17:29,366 --> 01:17:35,741 Peninsula 2549, you are cleared for ILS approach to runway one zero. 1149 01:17:36,741 --> 01:17:41,157 QNH one zero one zero. Notify final approach. 1150 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:44,366 Fully established on final approach. 1151 01:17:46,366 --> 01:17:47,531 Acknowledged. 1152 01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:51,574 Cleared for landing on runway one zero. 1153 01:17:51,575 --> 01:17:54,948 Wind three zero zero zero eight. 1154 01:17:54,949 --> 01:17:58,073 Safety measures activated and prepared. 1155 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,905 Peninsula 2549 acknowledging. 1156 01:18:00,906 --> 01:18:03,574 Cleared for landing on runway one zero. 1157 01:18:03,575 --> 01:18:06,741 Safety measures activated and prepared. 1158 01:18:07,741 --> 01:18:10,574 I'm missing one leg. Let's see if it holds. 1159 01:18:10,575 --> 01:18:13,157 -Good luck. -Ready for impact! 1160 01:19:20,157 --> 01:19:20,866 Come on! 1161 01:19:22,866 --> 01:19:24,991 Come on, baby! Jump! 1162 01:19:43,991 --> 01:19:45,656 Has it snowed? 1163 01:19:45,657 --> 01:19:49,656 -Where are we? -I don't know, but we've arrived. 1164 01:19:49,657 --> 01:19:53,616 I've got a terrible hangover... 1165 01:19:54,616 --> 01:19:57,741 But why? I didn't drink anything... 1166 01:19:58,741 --> 01:20:02,073 -May I speak to my wife? -It's me, dad. 1167 01:20:02,074 --> 01:20:06,406 -Piti? You're at home! -Yes, I'm with mom. 1168 01:20:06,407 --> 01:20:07,990 You've argued already. 1169 01:20:07,991 --> 01:20:10,490 Don't go, wait for me. I'll be there soon. 1170 01:20:10,491 --> 01:20:13,531 We haven't argued. The street is full of police. 1171 01:20:13,532 --> 01:20:15,365 Don't come, dad. 1172 01:20:15,366 --> 01:20:18,365 I'm on my way. I want to see you. 1173 01:20:18,366 --> 01:20:20,741 I have to see you. 1174 01:20:21,741 --> 01:20:25,198 The first thing is surgery and change of hair color. Both of us! 1175 01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:26,740 I'll miss my nose. 1176 01:20:26,741 --> 01:20:28,324 -Norma... -Yes? 1177 01:20:28,325 --> 01:20:30,948 I think I might be interested in some of your videos. 1178 01:20:30,949 --> 01:20:32,781 I'm willing to pay a considerable amount. 1179 01:20:32,782 --> 01:20:35,781 That's too bad, those videos don't exist. 1180 01:20:35,782 --> 01:20:38,241 It's true I've slept with whom I've slept with... 1181 01:20:39,241 --> 01:20:40,740 but I never taped anything. 1182 01:20:40,741 --> 01:20:43,574 I just spread the rumor, that was enough. 1183 01:20:43,575 --> 01:20:46,031 And was the conversation with your assistant a farce too? 1184 01:20:46,032 --> 01:20:50,700 No, she thinks they're real, and with time I ended up believing it. 1185 01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:53,449 I understand. 1186 01:20:53,450 --> 01:20:56,574 Well, good luck to both of you! 1187 01:20:56,575 --> 01:20:58,241 Likewise, Mr. Mas. 1188 01:21:30,241 --> 01:21:32,740 How did you know we were landing here? 1189 01:21:32,741 --> 01:21:36,700 After I spoke to you, I rang a friend in air traffic control. 1190 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:41,699 In the end she told me everything. 1191 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:43,407 This time I wasn't lying. 1192 01:21:44,407 --> 01:21:46,325 No, not this time. 1193 01:21:52,325 --> 01:21:54,491 This is Alba's phone. 1194 01:21:56,491 --> 01:22:00,156 This is your case. It's all battered. 1195 01:22:00,157 --> 01:22:02,991 I packed what I could but everything's ruined... 1196 01:22:03,991 --> 01:22:05,656 especially my presents. 1197 01:22:05,657 --> 01:22:07,699 Thank you. 1198 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:08,991 I saw her. 1199 01:22:09,991 --> 01:22:10,949 Alba? 1200 01:22:11,949 --> 01:22:14,532 She was getting into the ambulance. 1201 01:22:15,532 --> 01:22:18,491 She was wearing a shirt and pants of yours. 1202 01:22:20,491 --> 01:22:23,325 It terrified me to think I could end up like her. 1203 01:22:26,325 --> 01:22:27,824 Goodbye, Ricardo. 1204 01:22:29,824 --> 01:22:31,575 Ruth... 1205 01:22:34,575 --> 01:22:36,657 You'll never end up like Alba. 1206 01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:39,906 But I have to be careful. 1207 01:22:48,906 --> 01:22:50,325 This is Nasser. 1208 01:22:52,325 --> 01:22:54,324 I met him in the foam... 1209 01:22:54,325 --> 01:22:57,199 but we both feel we've met before, don't we? 1210 01:22:58,199 --> 01:23:00,532 -Don't we? -Yeah. 1211 01:23:04,532 --> 01:23:06,199 Where do I get my case? 1212 01:23:10,199 --> 01:23:13,406 That's the last time I give the passengers sleeping pills. 1213 01:23:13,407 --> 01:23:15,699 I had nightmares because I wasn't relaxed. 1214 01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:18,531 Don't tell me. It was Benito who convinced you. 1215 01:23:18,532 --> 01:23:20,699 You're totally unscrupulous. 1216 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:23,073 At least you knew about it, we didn't! 1217 01:23:23,074 --> 01:23:24,656 Talking of Benito... 1218 01:23:24,657 --> 01:23:27,740 it turns out he sucked off Ulloa and Ulloa sucked him. 1219 01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:29,656 -What! -Benito likes me! 1220 01:23:29,657 --> 01:23:31,449 -And me! -And me! 1221 01:23:31,450 --> 01:23:32,990 Did Ulloa tell you? 1222 01:23:32,991 --> 01:23:34,312 -Was he drugged? -To the eyeballs. 1223 01:23:34,824 --> 01:23:38,406 I know when a man wants the woman in me or the transvestite... 1224 01:23:38,407 --> 01:23:40,074 and he wanted the woman! 1225 01:23:41,074 --> 01:23:43,199 You've made me doubt, bitch! 1226 01:23:50,199 --> 01:23:52,198 -Where are we going? -Where do you want to go? 1227 01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:53,699 To your place. 1228 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:57,531 I swore that if we got out of this I'd go and live with you. 1229 01:23:57,532 --> 01:23:59,948 Things are fine as they are. 1230 01:23:59,949 --> 01:24:03,574 I'm not being fair to you or to my wife. 1231 01:24:03,575 --> 01:24:05,740 Concha agrees with me that things are fine as they are. 1232 01:24:05,741 --> 01:24:06,241 Concha? 1233 01:24:06,824 --> 01:24:09,240 -You two have talked about this? -Of course! 1234 01:24:09,241 --> 01:24:11,781 Concha and I tell each other everything! 1235 01:24:11,782 --> 01:24:14,656 How else do you think you and I could have lasted so long? 1236 01:24:14,657 --> 01:24:16,032 And she doesn't mind that we...? 1237 01:24:17,032 --> 01:24:19,365 With that temper she has! 1238 01:24:19,366 --> 01:24:22,281 I never thought she was so generous, and so open! 1239 01:24:22,282 --> 01:24:24,449 She's very open. 1240 01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:27,699 She and Carmiña have adapted very well to the situation. 1241 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,781 -Carmiña? -Yes. 1242 01:24:28,782 --> 01:24:30,906 She's adapted perfectly to the situation too. 1243 01:24:32,906 --> 01:24:34,781 Concha and Carmiña? 1244 01:24:34,782 --> 01:24:36,282 What do you mean? 1245 01:24:37,282 --> 01:24:40,615 -You mean they're together? -Isn't it perfect? 1246 01:24:40,616 --> 01:24:42,824 -Behind my back! -It was to make your life easier. 1247 01:24:43,824 --> 01:24:46,156 You could have said something. I feel ridiculous. 1248 01:24:46,157 --> 01:24:47,905 You never asked. 1249 01:24:47,906 --> 01:24:51,115 If you'd ever asked, I'd have told you everything. 1250 01:24:51,116 --> 01:24:54,656 I've got no secrets from you. Well, from you or from anyone! 1251 01:24:54,657 --> 01:24:57,700 Oh, captain! 1252 01:24:58,700 --> 01:24:59,824 Benito! 1253 01:25:05,824 --> 01:25:08,574 -Has anyone seen Benito? -What do you want, Piluca? 1254 01:25:08,575 --> 01:25:12,198 -Have you seen Benito? -The copilot is always first out. 1255 01:25:12,199 --> 01:25:13,824 I can't believe you don't know that.